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fuck-nproblem:

coppin dese

hommos:

ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it

(via itsthelesbiana)

catsandallthatjazz:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

Basically Bubble Tea of Death

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

(via itsthelesbiana)


They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.
I’m alone
in a body that can’t
love me.
written by Margaret Gibson, from “The Waiting” (via expiry)

(Source: awritersruminations, via itsthelesbiana)

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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ciggeret:

glamorousqueef:

Trade?

Fuck yea, I’d trade.
americanapparel:

Essentials of the Season by American Apparel